Things that Hallmark Cards don't say...? - things to say in wedding cards
Can you suggest something funny or smart cards for Hallmark?
Here are some examples:
Hallmark Cards, what you say
My tires knocked.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire ...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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He heard his wife left
How to be a nuisance.
But do not worry ...
He went to live with me.
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Congratulations on your marriage!
A pity that no one likes your husband.
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I must admit that religion has brought into my life.
I have never believed in Hell until I met you.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Only in Tennessee, Kentucky and West Virginia)
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Have you ever found, was the father?
Be creative!
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Things To Say In Wedding Cards Things That Hallmark Cards Don't Say...?
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Happy Birthday
ReplyDeleteI hope it is the second.
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Congratulations on your new job
A copy of stabbing her son of a bitch
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Never thought about using a deodorant?
Or soap
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To our dear son / daughter
They are approved
Signed not for sale.
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I would give him a greeting card, but since I was the poison into his drink a little superfluous
Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteNow give me all your gifts.
* Not very creative, is he? *
I never had the opportunity to thank you for
ReplyDeleteI have not rid themselves of syphilis.
Sorry, your sick, but I was much sicker than you.
ReplyDeleteI have nothing but what goood lol
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