Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Things To Say In Wedding Cards Things That Hallmark Cards Don't Say...?

Things that Hallmark Cards don't say...? - things to say in wedding cards

Can you suggest something funny or smart cards for Hallmark?
Here are some examples:

Hallmark Cards, what you say

My tires knocked.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire ...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...

He heard his wife left
How to be a nuisance.
But do not worry ...
He went to live with me.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...

Congratulations on your marriage!
A pity that no one likes your husband.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...

I must admit that religion has brought into my life.
I have never believed in Hell until I met you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Only in Tennessee, Kentucky and West Virginia)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Have you ever found, was the father?

Be creative!

5 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday
    I hope it is the second.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Congratulations on your new job
    A copy of stabbing her son of a bitch
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Never thought about using a deodorant?
    Or soap
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    To our dear son / daughter
    They are approved
    Signed not for sale.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I would give him a greeting card, but since I was the poison into his drink a little superfluous

    ReplyDelete
  2. Happy Birthday!
    Now give me all your gifts.

    * Not very creative, is he? *

    ReplyDelete
  3. I never had the opportunity to thank you for
    I have not rid themselves of syphilis.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Sorry, your sick, but I was much sicker than you.

    ReplyDelete
  5. I have nothing but what goood lol

    ReplyDelete